icyblueroses:

ryancage:

encyclopedophile:

encyclopedophile:

EVERY REBLOG

EVERY SINGLE REBLOG

WILL GET A THING IN THEIR ASK

EVEREBLOG

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I SWEAR

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TO

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FUCKING

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FISH JESUS

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DO ANY

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OF YOU ACTUALLY 

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REMEMBER

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REBLOGGING THIS?

247 REBLOGS, I HAD TO GO THROUGH. I HIT ASK LIMIT LITERALLY EVERY HOUR. AND MOST OF YOU DON’T EVEN APPRECIATE IT. AUUGH

humor me

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HOW THE FUCK…

kankriskeeper:

you’re welcome, fandom

queenofgarglingglass:

asexy13yearold:

openyourthird-eye:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

this does work… no joke

The last time I reblogged this I wish for a job. I now work 58 hours a week, 6 days a week. 

queenofgarglingglass:

asexy13yearold:

openyourthird-eye:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

this does work… no joke

The last time I reblogged this I wish for a job. I now work 58 hours a week, 6 days a week. 

ninety-smiles-an-hour:

prettyinpwn:

gravityfallsnews:

Here is the supposed synopsis for Gravity Falls S2E04 - Sock Opera:
Soos fixes the author’s laptop. Dipper and Mabel are at the library trying to guess the password of the laptop, when Mabel sees a boy named Gabe (voiced by Jorma Taccone). Gabe is a puppet master who Mabel quickly falls in love with. She tells him that she is also a puppeteer, and that she is currently putting on a puppet show. Mabel then makes puppets and props to put on said puppet show, leaving it up to Dipper to figure out the laptop’s password. Bill then comes, and tells Dipper that he will help in unlocking the laptop if Dipper helps him with something. Bill and Dipper make the deal, but soon after, Bill steals Dipper’s body and Dipper is turned into a ghost. This prevents him from being able to help with Mabel’s puppet show.
What happens after this is still a mystery. I guess we’ll have to find out next Monday, September 8, on Disney XD!

tl;dr: Dipper is stupid again.

The good news is, most episodes showcasing Dipper’s stupidity turn out to be good episodes.

See, that’s the sad thing: Dipper being stupid is great because it’s good for character development, but it’s like watching a train wreck occur; you’re sitting there, peeking out from behind your fingers and thinking, "Don’t do the thing, Dipper. Don’t do the thing.”
 And then he goes and does the thing and you’re just like, "I told you not to do the thing."

ninety-smiles-an-hour:

prettyinpwn:

gravityfallsnews:

Here is the supposed synopsis for Gravity Falls S2E04 - Sock Opera:

Soos fixes the author’s laptop. Dipper and Mabel are at the library trying to guess the password of the laptop, when Mabel sees a boy named Gabe (voiced by Jorma Taccone). Gabe is a puppet master who Mabel quickly falls in love with. She tells him that she is also a puppeteer, and that she is currently putting on a puppet show. Mabel then makes puppets and props to put on said puppet show, leaving it up to Dipper to figure out the laptop’s password. Bill then comes, and tells Dipper that he will help in unlocking the laptop if Dipper helps him with something. Bill and Dipper make the deal, but soon after, Bill steals Dipper’s body and Dipper is turned into a ghost. This prevents him from being able to help with Mabel’s puppet show.

What happens after this is still a mystery. I guess we’ll have to find out next Monday, September 8, on Disney XD!

tl;dr: Dipper is stupid again.

The good news is, most episodes showcasing Dipper’s stupidity turn out to be good episodes.

See, that’s the sad thing: Dipper being stupid is great because it’s good for character development, but it’s like watching a train wreck occur; you’re sitting there, peeking out from behind your fingers and thinking, "Don’t do the thing, Dipper. Don’t do the thing.”

 And then he goes and does the thing and you’re just like, "I told you not to do the thing."

gravityfallsnews:

Here is the supposed synopsis for Gravity Falls S2E04 - Sock Opera:
Soos fixes the author’s laptop. Dipper and Mabel are at the library trying to guess the password of the laptop, when Mabel sees a boy named Gabe (voiced by Jorma Taccone). Gabe is a puppet master who Mabel quickly falls in love with. She tells him that she is also a puppeteer, and that she is currently putting on a puppet show. Mabel then makes puppets and props to put on said puppet show, leaving it up to Dipper to figure out the laptop’s password. Bill then comes, and tells Dipper that he will help in unlocking the laptop if Dipper helps him with something. Bill and Dipper make the deal, but soon after, Bill steals Dipper’s body and Dipper is turned into a ghost. This prevents him from being able to help with Mabel’s puppet show.
What happens after this is still a mystery. I guess we’ll have to find out next Monday, September 8, on Disney XD!

tl;dr: Dipper is stupid again.

gravityfallsnews:

Here is the supposed synopsis for Gravity Falls S2E04 - Sock Opera:

Soos fixes the author’s laptop. Dipper and Mabel are at the library trying to guess the password of the laptop, when Mabel sees a boy named Gabe (voiced by Jorma Taccone). Gabe is a puppet master who Mabel quickly falls in love with. She tells him that she is also a puppeteer, and that she is currently putting on a puppet show. Mabel then makes puppets and props to put on said puppet show, leaving it up to Dipper to figure out the laptop’s password. Bill then comes, and tells Dipper that he will help in unlocking the laptop if Dipper helps him with something. Bill and Dipper make the deal, but soon after, Bill steals Dipper’s body and Dipper is turned into a ghost. This prevents him from being able to help with Mabel’s puppet show.

What happens after this is still a mystery. I guess we’ll have to find out next Monday, September 8, on Disney XD!

tl;dr: Dipper is stupid again.

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

gooeygreenmuffins:

prettyinpwn:

gooeygreenmuffins:

Eyyyy I know everybody in the Gravity Falls fandom loves the Stan’s secret twin theory, but I’m here to explain why it doesn’t make any sense. Seriously hear me out on this…

The Stan’s secret twin theory seems to revolve around the idea that having twins is a trait that is passed down…

I totally respect your point on the fact that the ‘twin gene’ is genetically passed on down through the mother, but the myth/urban legend out there still stands: twins seem to skip a generation. It doesn’t necessarily happen in real life, but that whole point (when brought up in the twin theory) simply serves to be a little side note to tons of more ‘evidence’ for the twin theory.

 Honestly, the only reason why that part was added was because it seemed possible that, Alex Hirsch being a twin himself, heard the myth growing up and may have considered it if/when he created the idea of Stanley (and remember, it’s a big ‘if’ at this point, as there still isn’t enough ‘evidence’ to prove the hypothetical twin exists).

 There is so much more to the theory than the ‘twin generation skip aspect’. So, to say it “doesn’t make any sense” and to claim it’s been debunked just because this one small aspect of it isn’t a likely reason for Stan to have a twin…

 Well, it’s a little extreme. There are plenty of other things supporting the theory that I won’t go into here (that would take paragraphs), and I’m sure other people have linked to the original post, but just in case:

 http://prettyinpwn.tumblr.com/post/55115200158/indulging-in-the-stan-twin-theory-adding-things-to

And here is the less bulky, updated version: http://prettyinpwn.tumblr.com/post/90206528245/indulging-in-the-stan-twin-theory-version-two

 tl;dr: I respect your point, but debunking a point that the Stan twin theory doesn’t even really rely on doesn’t debunk the entire theory itself.

I may have worded some things incorrectly, but I wouldn’t call this a “small piece” of evidence against the theory. Obviously, Stan HAS to have a brother, and heck, that brother may hold an importance towards the plot, but by following my evidence he really shouldn’t have a twin brother. I’m going to update the original post to elaborate since I’ve already typed this out in other responses… And yes, I’ve seen ALL the evidence you’ve linked me to already. I just think it fundamentally doesn’t make sense.

I’m sorry if I seem a bit passive aggressive ^^ I don’t really mean to be. I respect that Alex Hirsch COULD take artistic liberty on the old maid’s tale about twins skipping generations over fact, but until we find out for sure there’s no reason we should jump to the conclusion that Stan for sure has a twin.

But here’s the problem: you’re mistaking the ‘twin generation skip’ to be a large part of the theory, when it’s really not. For a cheesy metaphor, it’s like taking down a pyramid: the ‘twin generation skip’ thing is just one brick you’re pulling from the structure. Yes, it makes the ‘twin generation skip’ point invalid, but it doesn’t take down the entire thing.

And you claim he ‘shouldn’t have a twin brother’ just because it may not be a genetic thing? Just because the genetic twin idea may not occur in the Pines family, doesn’t make it any less likely for Stan to have a twin. It just means that that urban legend doesn’t factor into it.

 In other words, it’s not impossible for Stan to have a twin just because it doesn’t/may not run in their family.

 And it’s totally fine that the twin theory doesn’t make fundamental sense to you. That’s your opinion and you have a right to it. But just because it doesn’t make sense to you, doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense for others and that the whole theory is ‘debunked’ just because you found one little flaw in it (that flaw being something that never really was totally considered a part of the theory in the first place - just as a side note to the whole thing).

 Nah, you’re not being passive aggressive. You’re just defending your idea, which you have every right to do. Also, us people who like the twin theory aren’t jumping to conclusions; never once have I claimed that there is a 100%, without fault or doubt, chance that Stan has a twin. In fact, I don’t know if anyone has ever claimed that. Also in fact: it’s likely that he doesn’t.

 If you really want to debunk the theory, go ahead and debunk the glasses aspect and the similar-kid-in-the-background-of-the-boxing-memory pieces of it. Those are the big blocks that, if pulled out, would make the pyramid crumble. If you were able to do that, then I’d consider that a big piece of evidence against the theory.

 But until then, no: debunking the genetic twin myth (for the Pines family, at least) does not stand as debunking the entire theory.

 Also, why shouldn’t he have a twin brother? Why don’t you like the idea? I’m not saying you have to have a reason, but if you do and don’t mind sharing it, I’d like to know.

gooeygreenmuffins:

Eyyyy I know everybody in the Gravity Falls fandom loves the Stan’s secret twin theory, but I’m here to explain why it doesn’t make any sense. Seriously hear me out on this…

The Stan’s secret twin theory seems to revolve around the idea that having twins is a trait that is passed down…

I totally respect your point on the fact that the ‘twin gene’ is genetically passed on down through the mother, but the myth/urban legend out there still stands: twins seem to skip a generation. It doesn’t necessarily happen in real life, but that whole point (when brought up in the twin theory) simply serves to be a little side note to tons of more ‘evidence’ for the twin theory.

 Honestly, the only reason why that part was added was because it seemed possible that, Alex Hirsch being a twin himself, heard the myth growing up and may have considered it if/when he created the idea of Stanley (and remember, it’s a big ‘if’ at this point, as there still isn’t enough ‘evidence’ to prove the hypothetical twin exists).

 There is so much more to the theory than the ‘twin generation skip aspect’. So, to say it “doesn’t make any sense” and to claim it’s been debunked just because this one small aspect of it isn’t a likely reason for Stan to have a twin…

 Well, it’s a little extreme. There are plenty of other things supporting the theory that I won’t go into here (that would take paragraphs), and I’m sure other people have linked to the original post, but just in case:

 http://prettyinpwn.tumblr.com/post/55115200158/indulging-in-the-stan-twin-theory-adding-things-to

And here is the less bulky, updated version: http://prettyinpwn.tumblr.com/post/90206528245/indulging-in-the-stan-twin-theory-version-two

 tl;dr: I respect your point, but debunking a point that the Stan twin theory doesn’t even really rely on doesn’t debunk the entire theory itself.