Tourist Trapped: "Aww… this show is so cute! I might watch another episode.”
The Legend of the Gobblewonker: "Heh, butt island… this is better than most "kid’s" shows."
Headhunters: "Did Stan really have a funeral for a wax version of himself? Also, Dipper really does sneeze like a kitten.”
The Hand That Rocks the Mabel: "Oh my god, Gideon is one of the best villians ever, and this show just keeps on getting better!"
The Inconveniencing: "SMILE DIP YOU MEAN ACID TRIP. ALSO LAMBS. *billions of ‘Onwards Aoshima’ GIFS are uploaded to the tag*."
Dipper vs. Manliness: "Alright, I’m getting used to this sh- DISCO GIRL, COMIN’ THROUGH, THAT GIRL IS YOU!"
Double Dipper: "I’m not that obsessed. I mean… oh my god, Dipper’s birthmark… *makes a million theories based on it*.”
Irrational Treasure: "OMG some conspiracies for once and the president, and the secrets behind the town, and I just realized there’s codes at the end of each episode…"
The Time Traveler’s Pig: "Mabel gets a PIG and we got to see Stan in the past and, ya know, he looked kinda different… *billion more theories*."
Fight Fighters: "VIDEO GAME REFERENCES and tacos… does… oh GOD, Hirsch KNOWS about Dipper Goes to Taco Bell…"
Little Dipper: "Gideon is a lil ol shit."
Summerween: “ERMAGHERD NO FACE!”
Boss Mabel: "Ugh this first hiatus wasn’t worth this episode give me moar mystery."
Bottomless Pit: "Man, this was a filler episode.
nevermind that it was actually really good I think the show is losing it’s quality.”
The Deep End: "O mah god would they stop focusing on teh romance? BUT MERMANDO OMG MUCH LOVE."
Carpet Diem: "oh my holy balls… the glasses… the calendar… the secret room… I think we all know what dis means: *bazillion more theories are made*."
Boyz Crazy: "The WenDip and the WenBie Wars have begun. Also Dipper was SUCH a dick like omg who just breaks up a girl with the man
cough hipster loser she luvs?”
Land Before Swine: "Is Stan… is Stan actually awesome, all of the sudden. I’m starting to find him… No way. But that left hook was legit."
Dreamscaperers: "*tag explodes with Bill fanart* DEER TEETH AND I KNEW HE WAS REAL. *Stan twin theory is born around this time* STANLEP. STAN TWIN. BUTTCHIN. HISS."
Gideon Rises: “*sees the ending* HOLY FUDGE THAT CLIFFHANGER STAN I KNEW U WERE SUSPICIOUS AND *billions and billions of more theories are created*.”
—- Year Long Hiatus Interlude. - *elevator music plays*
Into the Bunker: "The WenDip ship has sunk and GROOT and… wow, this show is getting REALLY dark…"
The Golf War: "Balls. Balls everywhere."
Sock Opera: "Bipper. Bipper fanart everywhere and HOLY DORITOS CHILD POSSESSION WHAT HAS DIDNEY COME TO!?"
Soos and the Real Girl: "So much… tentacle hentai and anime references… and is her name Melanie or Melody?
btw it’s Melody guys And… and… ERMGHERD FIVE NERTS @ FREDDIZ.”